A Call to Authors Everywhere

Okay, I can’t stand it anymore. It’s insidious. It’s growing. It’s dreadful.

It first began showing up in local newscasts—undoubtedly written by first-year interns. Then occasionally it would surface in poorly-edited self-help books. Now, one frequently spots it in the mainstream press. In fact, just today, it found its evil way into a Dear Abby column. E.B. White must be spinning in his grave.

Yes, I know this isn’t on the same scale as capturing Saddam or liberating Liberia, but someone somewhere has to has to put his foot down and say, "No more!" I have gallantly decided to be that man.

I hereby announce an intergalactic campaign to eradicate "the reason why."

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, "What is the reason why you have your shorts in a bunch Steve?" But look. Don’t you see? Even in your thoughts you’re guilty.

Consider: The.....reason.....why. It’s redundant! One doesn’t use both. It is either "the reason" or it’s "why," but not "the reason why."

Would you write "the reason reason"? Or "why, why"? Of course not! So why write "the reason why"?

I can answer that; there is no reason why.

As authors, I beseech you, join me in fighting this menacing misuse of the English language. It is, like, you know, so lame.

Please send your generous love gifts to the "Eradicate the Reason Why Campaign" at the address below. Make checks payable in my name.

And stay tuned, next week I take on "irregardless."

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